written by
Warren Doll
Categories:
animal, funny, rain, weather,
Haiku
rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies
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written by
Sneha Rv
Categories:
child, childhood, children, christian, christmas, funny, mom,
Keeping Mum
Reindeer wait
by the pane
I see shapes
A present!
Santa thinks
I’m asleep
Smells like mum
lent Santa
her perfume... ?
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written by
Justin Worthy
Categories:
food, funny,
I Like Pizza
Pepperoni is red, cheese is food
I like pizza
How about you?
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written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
fantasy, funny,
- Haiku - X 5 - Demon -
Blood dripping demon
I can hear scraping under my bed
My heart stops
21.10.2012
A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
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written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny, halloween,
Halloween Haiku
on halloween eve
apple bobbing with grandma......
false teeth on apple
smiling carved pumpkin
advertisement of toothpaste......
grandma's false teeth
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written by
M. Hussain Effendi
Categories:
food, funny, nature,
Excrushitting
Must make haste
Excruciating!
Time for "waste"
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written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
april, funny,
April Fool
today's April fool
known to all needs to have tool
ooh! advance cheek's smile
Inspired by: JAN ALLISON
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written by
Althea Rose
Categories:
funny, giggle, happy, silly, smile, teen, tree,
Jojo Siwa Trees
trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees
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written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny
Fractured Haiku
Wee old Lady Who
Resides in a tennis shoe
Grandsons live there too
WHEWW!
This is a fractured haiku
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written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
nature
Rhymed Haiku
humble bumble bee
brings pollen from apple tree
to make his honey
he feeds his loved queen
to protect her he gets mean
his stings aren’t funny
a hive is his home
he fills it with honeycomb
for love not money
For Carol Brown's "What's the Buzz" contest
Carol gave me a no. 1
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written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny,
Wear Your Green
Time to wear your green
Leprechauns are on the way
Look for some green beer!
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written by
S.Jagathsimhan Nair
Categories:
funny, , cute,
Hai-Ku 1
Hai-ku
Hi, cute,
High coo
Hai ,who?
S.Jagathsimhan Nair, 30 mar 17,
for Brian Strand's contest
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written by
David Aaron
Categories:
allusion, care, funny, humor, imagery, pain, wife,
Fourteen
When someone says break
A leg is never offered
As the sacrifice
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written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
funny,
A Light-Hearted Christmas
late at night
a shepherd
woke his wife
I saw...heard
angels sing
in the sky!
it’s the wine
she mumbled
or UFOs!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
In this case UFOs is 2 syllables
Contest by Charles Messina
Placed 2nd
© 18th December 2018
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written by
Valentine Qo
Categories:
funny,
Maniacal
Ha ha ha ha ha
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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written by
Mike Hauser
Categories:
funny,
Rugby
I have heard it said
Rugby players eat their dead
Tastes just like chicken
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written by
Skat A
Categories:
abuse, animal, bullying, death, funny, humor, imagination, water,
Bunny
-Bunny Hole- by:SKAT
hidden muddy home
dirty paws, good boy' good boy!
yummy with carrots :)
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-Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PD
Big Brown Burlap Bag
drop Bunnies down By the Bay
Better off -Blue grave
~SKAT & PD~
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written by
Carol Sunshine Brown
Categories:
children, funny, holiday, uplifting,
Easter Bunny Race
Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face
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written by
Colin Amato
Categories:
funny
Three Funny Poems-Haikus (Poems From 7th Grade #6)
1. A gnat under blue
days will next spin on apples
Look! More frogs arrived
2. The terrible tree
Covers my house. That summer
I counted wagons
3. The frog above red
Songs will soon remember you
Winter dreams with ducks
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written by
Effie Blake
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, nature,
Disaster Preparedness
an aphid on a
leaf. hold on with all your might!
a storm is coming!
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written by
Patricia Sawyer
Categories:
animals, funny, holiday, imagination, easter,
Easter Bunny
Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy
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written by
Ram R. V.
Categories:
funny,
On Math
Wouldn’t meddle in Math
For I fear and respect her.
But love her figure!
— Ram, R. V.
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written by
Sharon Ruebel
Categories:
funny
Ants
a picnic lunch
pepper moving
on potato salad
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written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Haikus About God: V
Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?
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written by
Payne Poet
Categories:
adventure, anniversary, caregiving, daughter, family, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, happiness, health, holiday, hope, imagination, life, passion, peace, travel,
Dancing Angels
Angels in heaven
Dancing on a small puddle
Always stay afloat
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written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
allegory, childhood, family, food, children, funny, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational, nature, seasons, uplifting
Orange You Glad To Be---An Orange---
Contract Delete
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written by
Julia Romano
Categories:
funny, hate,
You Smell Like a Dirty Vag
I hate you so much
You smell like a dirty vag,
Day old fish and all
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written by
Edward Ebbs
Categories:
bird, funny,
I Am Pigeon
beware Picasso
my home is on great statues
expressing myself
Edward J. Ebbs - 5/16/15
Written for: PICTURE YOURSELF AS A BIRD - Poetry Contest, just for laughs
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written by
Arlene Smith
Categories:
funny, drug,
Flower Child
psychedelic drugs
population explosion
making love, not war
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written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
character, computer, funny, life, love,
Made a Robot
made a robot
named it after him
programmed it to be compassionate
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written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
funny, smile, sweet,
- Haiku X 75 - Pigs -
A life like a pig
Warm bath in my pink teacup
Is full of regret
24.02.2016
A-L Andresen :)
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written by
Tonytocaa Camacho
Categories:
funny, goodbye, humor,
Out House Saga
The puffs of air came and went bubbling
Happily putting on the exhaust on high
Running like hell to the outhouse saying bye
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written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
animals, education, food, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, on work and working, people, places, seasons, visionary
Harvest Festival
aerial viewing
outstretched crows flying frenzy
harvest festival
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written by
Uwe Stroh
Categories:
allusion, confusion, funny,
As You Please
To do as you please
Ask advice
Let them talk
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written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, people,
Gertrude Stein
not not
do do
Gertrude Stein
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