Haiku Poems About Funny | Funny Haiku Poems

Haiku poems about Funny and Funny haiku poems. Read and enjoy these haikus!

written by Warren Doll
Categories: animal, funny, rain, weather,

Haiku

rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies

written by Sneha Rv
Categories: child, childhood, children, christian, christmas, funny, mom,

Keeping Mum

Reindeer wait
   by the pane
I see shapes


A present!
   Santa thinks
I’m asleep 



Smells like mum 
   lent Santa 
her perfume...  ?


written by Justin Worthy
Categories: food, funny,

I Like Pizza

Pepperoni is red, cheese is food
I like pizza
How about you?

written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: fantasy, funny,

- Haiku - X 5 - Demon -

Blood dripping demon
                                 I can hear scraping under my bed
                                            My heart stops












21.10.2012
A-L  Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

written by Kash Poet
Categories: funny, halloween,

Halloween Haiku

on halloween eve
apple bobbing with grandma......
false teeth on apple

smiling carved pumpkin
advertisement of toothpaste......
grandma's false teeth


written by M. Hussain Effendi
Categories: food, funny, nature,

Excrushitting

Must make haste
Excruciating!
Time for "waste"

written by Bl Devnath
Categories: april, funny,

April Fool

today's April fool
                                        known to all needs to have tool
                                         ooh! advance cheek's smile





     Inspired by: JAN ALLISON

written by Althea Rose
Categories: funny, giggle, happy, silly, smile, teen, tree,

Jojo Siwa Trees

trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees

written by Daver Austin
Categories: funny

Fractured Haiku

Wee old Lady Who
Resides in a tennis shoe
Grandsons live there too

WHEWW!

This is a fractured haiku

written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: nature

Rhymed Haiku

humble bumble bee
brings pollen from apple tree
to make his honey

he feeds his loved queen
to protect her he gets mean
his stings aren’t funny

a hive is his home
he fills it with honeycomb
for love not money



For Carol Brown's "What's the Buzz" contest

Carol gave me a no. 1

written by Ralph Taylor
Categories: funny,

Wear Your Green

Time to wear your green

      Leprechauns are on the way

            Look for some green beer!

written by S.Jagathsimhan Nair
Categories: funny, , cute,

Hai-Ku 1

Hai-ku

Hi, cute,
High coo
Hai ,who?


S.Jagathsimhan Nair, 30 mar 17,
for Brian Strand's contest

written by David Aaron
Categories: allusion, care, funny, humor, imagery, pain, wife,

Fourteen

When someone says break
A leg is never offered
As the sacrifice

written by Paul Callus
Categories: funny,

A Light-Hearted Christmas

late at night
 a shepherd
 woke his wife

 I saw...heard
 angels sing
 in the sky!

 it’s the wine
 she mumbled
 or UFOs!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
In this case UFOs is 2 syllables
Contest by Charles Messina
Placed 2nd
© 18th December 2018

written by Valentine Qo
Categories: funny,

Maniacal

Ha ha ha ha ha
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.

written by Mike Hauser
Categories: funny,

Rugby

I have heard it said
Rugby players eat their dead
Tastes just like chicken

written by Skat A
Categories: abuse, animal, bullying, death, funny, humor, imagination, water,

Bunny

-Bunny Hole- by:SKAT

hidden muddy home
dirty paws, good boy' good boy!
yummy with carrots :)

----------------------------

  -Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PD

Big Brown Burlap Bag
drop Bunnies down By the Bay
Better off -Blue grave



~SKAT & PD~

written by Carol Sunshine Brown
Categories: children, funny, holiday, uplifting,

Easter Bunny Race

Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face

written by Colin Amato
Categories: funny

Three Funny Poems-Haikus (Poems From 7th Grade #6)

1. A gnat under blue
    days will next spin on apples 
    Look! More frogs arrived 

2.  The terrible tree
     Covers my house. That summer 
     I counted wagons 


3.  The frog above red 
     Songs will soon remember you
     Winter dreams with ducks

written by Effie Blake
Categories: funny, introspection, life, nature,

Disaster Preparedness

an aphid on a
leaf.  hold on with all your might!
a storm is coming!

written by Patricia Sawyer
Categories: animals, funny, holiday, imagination, easter,

Easter Bunny

Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with  Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy

written by Ram R. V.
Categories: funny,

On Math

Wouldn’t meddle in Math
For I fear and respect her.
But love her figure!
—	Ram, R. V.

written by Sharon Ruebel
Categories: funny

Ants

a picnic lunch
pepper moving
on potato salad

written by Dan Keir
Categories: allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

written by Payne Poet
Categories: adventure, anniversary, caregiving, daughter, family, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, happiness, health, holiday, hope, imagination, life, passion, peace, travel,

Dancing Angels

Angels in heaven
Dancing on a small puddle
Always stay afloat

written by Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories: allegory, childhood, family, food, children, funny, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational, nature, seasons, uplifting

Orange You Glad To Be---An Orange---

Contract Delete

written by Julia Romano
Categories: funny, hate,

You Smell Like a Dirty Vag

I hate you so much
You smell like a dirty vag, 
Day old fish and all

written by Edward Ebbs
Categories: bird, funny,

I Am Pigeon

beware Picasso 
my home is on great statues
expressing myself

Edward J. Ebbs - 5/16/15

Written for: PICTURE YOURSELF AS A BIRD - Poetry Contest, just for laughs

written by Arlene Smith
Categories: funny, drug,

Flower Child

psychedelic drugs
population explosion
making love, not war

written by Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories: character, computer, funny, life, love,

Made a Robot

made a robot
named it after him
programmed it to be compassionate

written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: funny, smile, sweet,

- Haiku X 75 - Pigs -

A life like a pig
Warm bath in my pink teacup
Is full of regret








24.02.2016
A-L Andresen :)

written by Tonytocaa Camacho
Categories: funny, goodbye, humor,

Out House Saga

The puffs of air came and went bubbling
                         Happily putting on the exhaust on high
                                       Running like hell to the outhouse saying bye

written by Katherine Stella
Categories: animals, education, food, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, on work and working, people, places, seasons, visionary

Harvest Festival

aerial viewing
outstretched crows flying frenzy
harvest festival

written by Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories: funny, people,

Gertrude Stein

not not
do do
Gertrude Stein

written by Ryan Wanless
Categories: animal, beauty, funny,

Narwhals

The humble narwhal
Unicorn of the ocean
Dwelling in the sea

The humble narwhal
Hunting delicious tuna
Eating all the fish

The humble narwhal
Bearer of the forehead tusk
Stabbing enemies

The humble narwhal
No, they aren't a type of fish
But they are mammals